*MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER*
Interviewer: "What is your birth
date?"
Muthu : "13th October."
Interviewer : "Which year?"
Muthu : "Every year."
*****
*MUTHU & HIS MANAGER*
The Manager asked Muthu at an
interview....
"Can you spell a word that has
more than 100 letters in it?"
Muthu replied: "P-O-S-T-B-O-X."
*****
* MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*
After returning from a foreign trip,
Muthu asked his wife, "Do I look
like a foreigner?"
Wife: "No! Why?"
Muthu : "In London, a lady asked
me, 'Are you a foreigner?'... that's
why."
Wife : ?????????
*****
*MUTHU & TOURIST*
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu
whether any great man was born in his
village...
Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies
were born here."
*****
*MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*
Muthu was doing an experiment with a
cockroach. First he cut off one leg
and told it to "WALK!
WALK!" The cockroach walked. Then he
cut off it's
second leg and told the same. The
cockroach walked. Then he cut off the
third leg and did the same. Finally,
he cut off its fourth leg and
ordered it walk! But the cockroach
didn't walk. Suddenly, Muthu said
loudly, "I found it. If we cut a
cockroach's four legs, it becomes
deaf."
*****
*MUTHU & DRIVER*
When Muthu was travelling with his
wife in a motorised tricycle, the
driver adjusted the mirror. Muthu
shouted, "You are trying to see my
wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will
drive."
*****
MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his
hands, he went to the washbasin.
Then when he had finished, he started
washing the
basin. Seeing this,
the manager asked what was he doing.
Muthu pointed towards the signboard
"*WASH BASIN* "
*****
*MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*
Interviewer : "Just imagine you're in
the 20th floor of a building and
it's on fire. How will you escape?"
Muthu: "It's simple.. I will just stop
my imagination."
*****
*Oh................ the
funniest...*
At a political rally, Muthu was
arrested. Why????????????
Because a lady journalist with a badge
which read "*PRESS*" pinned on
the right part of her blouse walked
past him... and he did it!
Interviewer: "What is your birth
date?"
Muthu : "13th October."
Interviewer : "Which year?"
Muthu : "Every year."
*****
*MUTHU & HIS MANAGER*
The Manager asked Muthu at an
interview....
"Can you spell a word that has
more than 100 letters in it?"
Muthu replied: "P-O-S-T-B-O-X."
*****
* MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*
After returning from a foreign trip,
Muthu asked his wife, "Do I look
like a foreigner?"
Wife: "No! Why?"
Muthu : "In London, a lady asked
me, 'Are you a foreigner?'... that's
why."
Wife : ?????????
*****
*MUTHU & TOURIST*
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu
whether any great man was born in his
village...
Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies
were born here."
*****
*MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*
Muthu was doing an experiment with a
cockroach. First he cut off one leg
and told it to "WALK!
WALK!" The cockroach walked. Then he
cut off it's
second leg and told the same. The
cockroach walked. Then he cut off the
third leg and did the same. Finally,
he cut off its fourth leg and
ordered it walk! But the cockroach
didn't walk. Suddenly, Muthu said
loudly, "I found it. If we cut a
cockroach's four legs, it becomes
deaf."
*****
*MUTHU & DRIVER*
When Muthu was travelling with his
wife in a motorised tricycle, the
driver adjusted the mirror. Muthu
shouted, "You are trying to see my
wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will
drive."
*****
MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his
hands, he went to the washbasin.
Then when he had finished, he started
washing the
basin. Seeing this,
the manager asked what was he doing.
Muthu pointed towards the signboard
"*WASH BASIN* "
*****
*MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*
Interviewer : "Just imagine you're in
the 20th floor of a building and
it's on fire. How will you escape?"
Muthu: "It's simple.. I will just stop
my imagination."
*****
*Oh................ the
funniest...*
At a political rally, Muthu was
arrested. Why????????????
Because a lady journalist with a badge
which read "*PRESS*" pinned on
the right part of her blouse walked
past him... and he did it!
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